Eighth FICT of Xmas

Your Festive FICTS Advent Calendar thingy is here…Robert Rankin and I present to you 24 FICTS, one each day up to Xmas, to bring happiness and mirth to one and all.  And if you like what you see, why not buy a copy of THE BUMPER BOOK OF FICTS, which contains 96 pages of the things in their splendid glory…all illustrated by uber-legend Robert Rankin.  You can get the hard-backed glossy book by CLICKING HERE.