What’s The Deal?

Tell me the damn price!

Tell me the damn price!

“What’s The Deal?”

99 pence” said the label itself,
But “49 pence” claimed the ticket on the shelf.

2 for 1 pound” shouted loud the banner,
5 for a fiver” said a sign by the hanger.

25 pence plus VAT for a small box,
Or 50p less tax
“, said the lady by the men’s socks.

Oh somebody please, what’s the price of this stuff?
Oh sod it, I’m off, I’ve had enough!

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